Joe Beernink

Daily Archives: July 4, 2007

Okay, I know this is un-American, and probably just anti-fun, but I hate fireworks. Let me clarify. I hate fireworks in the hands of ordinary people. In the US, the 4th of July traditional fireworks last about 2 weeks, starting in late June, and going until the budget of every idiot that hasn’t lost all their fingers is blown. Everything from sparkler’s to 1/4 sticks of TNT goes up in smoke. All… Read More