Joe Beernink
Author of NOWHERE WILD, NOWHERE HOME
Monthly Archives: June 2012
Very well, thank you very much. While the rest of the country is pre-grilling their veggies before they even get picked, the Pacific Northwest has been serving up a spring growing season like I have never before seen. We’ve been eating lettuce and radishes for a few weeks now. Since I’ve been working from home so much, I often step outside just before lunch or dinner, cut off a few handfuls of… Read More
The finals panels were installed yesterday, and now my death ray solar array is complete. There are still a few things that need to be done to complete the build (like final inspections), but soon, soon I will have THE POWER! I promise to use it mostly for good. Mostly. MWHA-ha-ha-ha-ha…ahem. Okay, I’m dropping back out of evil professor voice now to give a few details on the system: The What: 14… Read More
It is now too late to stop me. Soon, I will harness the greatest power in the Solar System, and you will all kneel before me! Tomorrow, I will enable my creation and destroy save the Earth!
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to do more to support local businesses. It’s become a real habit that I shop locally first before looking for an item on-line or driving to Seattle to find it. If a local business doesn’t have something I want, I see if they can special order it for me. It may cost a little more to shop this way, but then at least I know… Read More
It’s starting to a look a lot like WORLD DOMINATION.
My super-sekret project begins. It doesn’t look like much now, but soon it will. And when it is complete, I will RULE THE WORLD!
For a new writer, expressing political views of any kind is probably the third rail of building a platform; you’re liable to irritate or outright chase away a good fraction of your readership in one or two sentences. You may even offend an agent, a publisher or a potential freelance client before you even get the chance to pitch to them. Turning a blog about writing and personal stuff, into a place… Read More
A very big package was delivered yesterday afternoon—a Father’s Day present, perhaps? I wonder what it is? I can’t wait!
Joe Beernink 