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• @scalzi Yes, and you still have your Christmas lights up, John. 4 hours ago
• @Ryon_D @feliciaday If someone started a business that cleaned keyboards at @Microsoft, they'd make a fortune. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• I hereby order an immediate examination of @realDonaldTrump's mental faculties by no fewer than 1000 Board Certifie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
• @ewarren How long before we can bring America into the 20th century and roll out the Metric System, Senator? (Me tr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 hours ago
• @girlsreallyrule Jimmy John's was my emergency fallback for after kids' soccer/baseball. No more. Am joining #boycottjimmyjohns 8 hours ago