Book Review: Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss
Eats Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss uses examples from everyday life to castigate those who refuse to punctuate properly. Whether it be the lack of understanding on how to appropriately use an apostrophe, or overcoming the fear of using the dreaded semicolon, Truss reviews the cases, and explains the scenarios for proper usage.
Sure, lots of other books do that, but Truss is a self-confessed Punctuation Vigilante. She rages against the decline in the ability of the average citizen to punctuate, and lectures in a voice that one cannot help but to associate with the legendary Maggie Smith. Imagine, the Dowager Countess of Grantham grousing at the work it takes to patrol the city streets for punctuation violations:
“It’s tough being a stickler for punctuation these days. One almost dare not get up in the morning.”
And, when discussing the rules for when to use a comma, and when not to, this delightful passage:
“The big final rule for the comma is one that you won’t find in any books by grammarians. It is quite easy to remember, however. The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.”
This book is not an easy read, nor is it going to jibe with the American editorial rules, as it is written for a British audience. Still, I learned a lot from it; I’ve never been comfortable with that dastardly semicolon; I also discovered I’ve been mis-punctuating around my dialogue for years.
“I’m tired.” said Sally.
“I’m tired,” said Sally.
I know that looks obvious now, and I was probably going to get a whole bunch of red marks in my manuscript from my editor regarding this third-grade error in the near future. But I’d never honestly thought about how it should be. I assumed I’ve been doing it correctly all my life. Good god, that’s just embarrassing now.
Which is probably what Ms. Truss was going for. While it’s funny to read about signs in front of businesses claiming to be “Bobs’ Bakery”, it’s not so funny to find similar errors in your own, supposedly literate works.
And now, I fear that as soon as I hit publish on this blog, Ms. Truss will descend upon it and begin marking it up with a digital Sharpie. But I’ll be okay with that once the blush fades from my cheeks, as I hope it will reduce future punctuation related tragedies.
If you’re a writer, pick up this book. You’ll laugh a bit and learn a lot.