Train of Thought

What I wanted to say to the woman next to me on the train last night, who was on her cell phone the whole time

“Lady, this isn’t your office. Now hang up your cell phone, and STFU!”

What I actually said.


But I gave her a couple of really dirty looks.

Maybe I need to get some TShirts made up with this slogan on it. I should copyright it. I’m sure it will catch on.

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