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• @Jim_Jordan He's not only an imposter, he's a crook and a coward. And you're an imbecile who will go down as one of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• Do you think anyone ever asked Flipper what his porpoise in life was? 2 days ago
• @anthonyjgetty Both, but not because of GBS. I have CMT (Charcot Marie Tooth disease), and have had drop feet my whole life. 2 days ago
• Trying to get a picture of my socks, but the palm trees and waves in the background keep screwing up my shot. It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
• @davidfowl Only the ones other people create. 2 days ago