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• @benandjerrys I think Cherry Garcia causes neurological issues. Everytime I open a pint, I forget to stop eating.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• @IssaquahPolice Question... if I see a shoplifter making off with merchandise from one of our local stores, what is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• @djjohnrichards If you became a donut shop, you'd have a full time security detail for free. 1 day ago
• RT @delanightmares: Holy shit Quebecs anti-jaywalking billboards don't fuck around 😳 https://t.co/ouKyNTPtk9 1 day ago
• @haacked @shanselman Same. 2 days ago