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Author’s Note: This is Part 5 of a series of posts serializing my novella 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl). For more information on the origins of this novella, including all disclaimers, and a complete chapter list, please see the announcement regarding this series.   Chapter 5 Mom and Dad pulled back into the driveway hours later, exhausted and silent. The tension in the room rose as they walked in the… Read More

Author’s Note: This is Part 4 of a series of posts serializing my novella 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl). For more information on the origins of this novella, including all disclaimers, and a complete chapter list, please see the announcement regarding this series.   Chapter 4 Mass never moved as slowly as it did that day. The choir droned on for what seemed like hours, through the longest hymns they… Read More

Author’s Note: This is Part 3 of a series of posts serializing my novella 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl). For more information on the origins of this novella, including all disclaimers, and a complete chapter list, please see the announcement regarding this series.   Chapter 3 Cathy didn’t come home that night. When breakfast rolled around Sunday morning, her chair remained empty. Brenda tried to cover for her, saying that… Read More

Author’s Note: This is Part 2 of a series of posts serializing my novella 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl). For more information on the origins of this novella, including all disclaimers, and a complete chapter list, please see the announcement regarding this series. Chapter 2 In May 1955, I had just turned six. Mikey was twenty—a big spread in ages these days, but not back then, especially with four brothers… Read More

Author’s Note: This is Part 1 of a series of posts serializing my novella 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl). For more information on the origins of this novella, including all disclaimers, and a complete chapter list, please see the announcement regarding this series.   Chapter 1 Kingston, Ontario – Spring 1973 Punching metal parts for a living wasn’t much of a career, but it paid the bills. Pop got me… Read More

Back in 1996, I started writing a novella based on the song, 38 Years Old (Never Kissed a Girl) by the Canadian band, The Tragically Hip. I worked on it, off and on, for a few years, but didn’t finish the first draft until January 2009. The completed story follows the song fairly closely and is about 20000 words long, which is about 1/4 of the length of one of my traditional… Read More